[Verse] Well, flying across the desert in a TWA, I saw a woman walking in the sand She'd be walking thirty miles en route to Bombay to meet a brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man Way back in history three thousand years, in fact ever since the world began There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears over a brown eyed handsome man A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful la**, she had the world in the palm of her hand She lost both her arms in a wrestling match to win a brown eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man Just like your daddy was, a brown eyed handsome man Well, a two, three the count with nobody home he hit a high flyer into the stand A rounded third he was a-heading for home It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game, It was a brown eyed handsome man It was a brown eyed handsome man