Paul Maged - PC Police lyrics

Re-programming brain waves with PC propaganda I am not fat I'm horizontally challenged You may join our temple of the tolerant We ask you donate to the lynching of free thought Don't wanna seem like I am looking to offend Who knew opinion would be something to condemn The PC police are coming after me Coming after me, coming after me The PC police are coming after me We need a cause, well just because It's idiotology The PC police, the PC police The PC police are chasing after me Let’s coddle the kids from micro aggressions We must protect them from original views I can't say "Merry Xmas", I may offend your Festivus And end up outed on the evening news Are you proud that u control newspeak? You didn't know to turn the other cheek, whoa The PC police are coming after me Coming after me, coming after me The PC police are coming after me We need a cause, well just because It's idiotology The PC police, the PC police The PC police are chasing after me May I think I don't like you? Or is that a thought crime? Are you the worlds conscience? Censorship is intolerance Look out! I Can't spread my legs on the E train anymore I am not ugly I'm cosmetically impaired But you can eat your kale salad on the subway floor As long as u can benefit then u don't really care Sanctimonious hypocrisy Isn't it still okay to disagree? The PC police are coming after me Coming after me, coming after me The PC police are coming after me We need a cause, well just because It's idiotology The PC police are coming after me Coming after me, coming after me The PC police are coming after me We need a cause, well just because It's idiotology The PC police, the PC police The PC police are chasing after me