Paul Heaton - Real Love lyrics

[Verse 1] Holding hands on the street like this That's real love The one-way caresses, the smell of piss And that's real love The girl's expensive, the boy's so cheap And no one ever wants you cheek-to-cheek When the alleyway is the only way That's real love [Pre-Chorus] Same armchair for 25 years That's apparently love A sanctified marriage for a couple of queers Not from heaven above [Chorus] They're all pro-embryo, all pro-life As long as unborn child ain't a poof or a dyke You're the daredevil's husband, you're the knife-thrower's wife And that's real love That's real love... [Verse 2] Stealing kisses in a moonlit park That's real love One bird sings, then two dogs bark And that's real love But calling it s** when you're only in love You're backing up your kit with the Lord above When the sin's the relationship you're in That's real love [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] [Verse 3] The streetlights groan, the pavements creak And every love you have is just a hide-and-seek We're waltzing with the Devil now And that's real love [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] That's real love...