Paul Heaton - 101 Percent Man lyrics

[Verse 1] I've seen these people described as mad But find men kissing too odd Say all their friends are gay when in fact They gave a man in tight vest a quick nod And all those threats, if you keep kissing They're gonna go report you to God Yet if Christ really had that many disciples There was probably one of you in his squad [Pre-Chorus] And any news you receive would lead you to believe Of the other world little is known So that every gay presenter should really wear a sweater With 'Kids, don't try this at home' [Chorus] There are gay men who've knocked h*mophobics clean out When most would have turned and ran Gay men who hate it when they get called queer And gay men who don't give a damn Some gay men go wearing women's makeup Just to prove to themselves they can And on the masculine side of this whole wide world There is no 101 percent man [Verse 2] Those who have only seen Gay Pride Think it's a lifelong license to shock But men have kissed men since way back when If you were caught, you'd be put in a stock [Pre-Chorus + Chorus] [Verse 3] And when the Tom Robinson band sang 'Sing if you're glad to be gay' We all joined in, and though most of us weren't The song seemed to show us the way And as the song reached it's end, you looked for the friend That made singing along feel okay It ain't San Francisco, but you're end-of-term disco And the dance floor's beginning to sway [Chorus] [Outro] Man...