Paul Chesne - Pathetic Underdogs lyrics

Pathetic Underdogs I'm in love with my guitar, but she don't cry too much My wife lives on a flying saucer I'm all haggard bent and broke but I'm in better shape then Dutch I been to Harlem but I ain't jokin' ~ We are pathetic underdogs We are perverted and entertainment starved ~ Break up with me at the museum in the neo-renaissance I always hated that exhibit How'd 15 minutes add up to something and turn into 7 months If your sister could put up with what ~ We are pathetic underdogs We are perverted and entertainment starved ~ We are frightened of certain ideas We never read paragraphs We never read encyclopedias We only saw photographs ~ Guitar Solo ~ You're encouraging a destructive quotient disguised as a woman's touch Every instinct is an action frozen If there was a dive bar open to take care of us I'd have 2 vodkas with extra olives ~ We are pathetic underdogs We are perverted and entertainment starved ~ We are frightened of certain ideas We never read paragraphs We never read encyclopedias We only saw photographs ~ We are your children so take care of us Right in to shape kick our a**.