Paul Brandt - The King lyrics

The other day i got in a fight It involved me and my foot in my mouth And my wife Then i got thinking Wouldn't it be grand if with every word i said My wish was the world's command I'd be the king i'd be the top I'd givemyself a raise, throw my own parade Number one, the chief, the boss I'd be the king No honey-do list I'd rule Whatever i say is the way that it goes That's be cool And i'd go fishing Or watch sports on tv And folks would carry me around And i'd get to wear a crown And i'd never spend a day on my feet I'd be living large i'd be in charge And the whole world would bow to me I'd be the king It happened again, i got in a fight It involved me and my foot in my mouth And my wife