Paul Austin Kelly - Big Bad Rap lyrics

Let me rap a little bit about the Big Bad Wolf Because in chasing little pigs he made a big bad goof You know it would have done him better to remain aloof But his appetite was getting in his way When he met the little pig whose house was made of straw You know he never should have said a wolf was at his door He could have said he was delivering a pizza, sure But no, his appetite was getting in his way So when he's huffin' and a-puffin' up his big bad chest That little pig jumped out the window, he was heading west And Wolfie he was pickin' straw out of his vest Because his appetite was getting in his way So then he runs until he comes upon that house of twigs Slides his eye up to the keyhole and he sees two pigs They're just sitting back and laughing in their twiggy digs And Wolfie's dreaming of a piggy-wig flamb? So he was poundin' at the door and screaming ??Bacon, Ho!? ??I'm gonna slice you, dice you, here I go!? The little pigs are truckin' out their twiggy digs back door ??Cause Wolfie's appetite was getting in his way By the time he was arrivin' at that house of bricks There were the Three Little Pigs just gettin' their kicks You know that Wolfie's just a-jumpin' to get in his licks And put some Piggly-Wiggly sausages away And since he couldn't huff and puff and blow that house away He's climbing up on to the roof and down the chim-nye-aye But hey, he slid into a pot of boiling water, Ray! And the piggies feasted on him all the day Now you should try to learn a lesson from this Big Bad Dope If you've got appetites like him then keep them on a rope Just keep a calm cool head and then you've got some hope Of keeping appetites from getting in your way And that's my Big Bad Rap My Big Bad Rap Big Bad Rap Yeah, my Big Bad Rap