I saw you standin' there Angora down to there Chewin' on a rusty ol' tin can Without a single a word I picked you from the herd ‘Cause I knew that I was meant to be your man But that was oh, so very long ago There was no way that I could ever know The way that you would leave me so lonely and blue I was dazed by the amazing way you grazed So, kid, here's lookin' at you Neighbors disapproved When we went walking hand in hooves The tribal elders said it was a sin It seemed wrong, but felt so right When I would milk you every night And when we kissed your beard would tickle my chin Let the normal people all stop and stare And condemn our interspecies love affair I'd forever be your ram if you'd be my ewe It was sweet how my heart beat each time you'd bleat So, kid, here's lookin' at you From the day that I was born, My mama would always warn: “Baby, never trust a Capricorn” And then that fateful day Another goat came round your way And undid all my hopes and dreams and plans I thought our love would never end Now you're in someone else's pen And I'm the saddest shepherd in Sudan I can't compete with only two legs to his four One "baaa" from him, you were walkin' out the door Here's your coat, that's all she wrote, so sorry, adieu We both knew it was taboo for us to screw So, kid, here's lookin' at you The last laugh is mine, ‘cause I took your other guy And ground him up into last night's shepherd's pie And tonight you're going into a green curry stew You could do with one or two more hours to brew Then, kid, here's lookin' at you