Paul And Storm - Nun Fight lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen We present our title bout for the evening In this corner Weighing in at one hundred and fourteen pounds By way of the Sisters of Our Lady of the Immaculate Right Cross With a record of 23 and 1, with 15 knockouts, three TKOs, two decisions, three conversions and one exorcism "The High Priestess of Penance" "The Pounding Penguin" "The Assa**in of the Pa**ion" "The Stinging Nun" And "The Roman Catholic Wrecking Ball" From Dublin, Ireland Sister Mary Catherine "The Habit Breaker" Inviolata And in this corner Weighing in at an even 82 pounds By way of the Order of St. Adelaide of Perpetual Confrontation With a record of 66 and 6, with one disqualification for using a ruler "The Vatican Vixen" "The Pontiff's Pitbull" "The Original Sinner" "The Homicidal Bride of Christ" "The Assaulter from the Altar" "The Nundertaker" And "The Mother Superior of Kicking Posterior" From Mexico City Sister Maria Teresa Garcia Graziela Aguilera Delgado Francisco Diego Arroyo Inigo Montoya Zapata Paquito El Guapo Abuelita de la "Boom Boom" Mendoza In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti Now let's get ready to rumble…