Paul And Storm - Lose the Gonads lyrics

Mr. Meow-Meow doesn't know it yet But tomorrow he's gonna be at the vet He's Angela Harrison's favorite pet But it's time to lose the gonads For a year, life has been a feline dream With a scratching post and Fancy Feast and saucers of cream But his groin's got a date with the guillotine Yeah, it's time to lose the gonads (meow, meow) Chasing a string (fun, fun) Napping in the sunshine (meow, meow) Learning a new trick Tomorrow he'll be a little kitty eunuch Sorry, Meow-Meow, don't get sore You'll almost be the same as you were before Say your last goodbyes when get to the door Now it's time to lose the gonads We can keep ‘em in a jar in the kitchen drawer Now it's time to lose the gonads And you won't need kitty-p**n anymore Now it's time to lose the gonads