Paul And Storm - The Ballad of the Sneak lyrics

I know a lively fellow Who is really quite unique He's small and smart and yellow With a rodent-like physique He doesn't play the cello And he never deigns to speak He's The Strong Bad's Leporello And they just call him The Sneak If you've got a caper Then you know who to call It's The Sneak! It's The Sneak! Who's that dapper swindler Out of Tammany Hall? (Vo-vo-voh-dee-oh-do) It's The Sneak! That charming little whatzit Who's The Strong Man's greatest pal? It's The Sneak! It's The Sneak! Who did the Hully Gully On the Panama Can*l? (Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo) It's The Sneak! Who's that jaunty jackanapes With moxie and pizzazz? It's The Sneak! (Yes, sir!) It's The Sneak! Who's been drinking bootleg hooch And listening to the jazz? (Vo-vo-voh-dee-oh-do) It's The Sneak! Who captures all the flapper girls' affections? Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections? He's dastardly! He loves catastrophe! His schemes are masterly! Takes tea at half past three! That sneaky sneaker's sneakin' all over town! Who dropped The Homestar Runner From his flying machine? (Humdinger!) Is it The Sneak? (28 skiddoo!) It's The Sneak! Who put a Bengal tiger In The Kaiser's latrine? (Ach du Lieber!) It's The Sneak! (What's the rumpus?) You know it's The Sneak! (Take it home!) The Sneakity Sneak all day long!