Paul And Storm - Lindsay lyrics

Who is the redhead Hollywood starlet Living a life that's consequence-free? Who keeps tequila in the Mercedes? Everyone knows it's Lindsay Who hasn't made a good flick since Mean Girls? Who's making Paris and Britney look sane? Whose room in rehab has a bartender? Everyone knows it's Lindsay And Lindsay has bloodshot eyes Give Lindsay some Biggie fries ‘Cause Lindsay has toothpick thighs And a spoon up her nose… Who took a spin when she had been drinking? Who had a pocket filled with c**aine? Who's headed for some time in the pokey? Everyone knows it's Lindsay Who maybe should have hired a driver? Everyone knows it's Lindsay