Patterson Hood - Screwtopia lyrics

I'm your knight and shining armor you don't have to work that job anymore Buy a house in the burbs, two-car garage, shrubberies, and a birdbath Keep you safe warm and dry, keep the tears from your eyes Keep you pregnant all the time Name them Skip, Paul and George, maybe even have a girl We'll name her after mom Come on baby take my hand, SUV or minivan? Keep you happy and sedated who needs to be liberated? You've got me you've got me If you got something in your head that makes you think there's something else Maybe the doctor can give you something to make you forget Promise I will hold you tight, I will make you scream all night Bills will get paid on time the birthday poem I write you will rhyme Son, here's a loaded gun, try not to hurt no one You were with my friend Clyde He was my best friend till they pulled his face out of the dashboard And I always thought you were too good for him Let me take you for a spin I'll take you home I'll take you home And everything will be just fine