Patrick Haggerty - Georgie Pie lyrics

[Chorus] La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la A prodigy of bluffing A master of rebuffing But you never made the muffins, Georgie Pie [Verse 1] So dig your trench and wear the stench Of shadows if you will Say there ain't no way that you'll be Gay Until you've had your fill Convince yourself my kiss was an illusion Control yourself with misery and confusion Let your mother's ghost browbeat you Let the goblins in the greet you With their musty lust in the closets of seclusion [Chorus] La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la A prodigy of bluffing A master of rebuffing But you never made the muffins, Georgie Pie [Verse 2] What would you do if I blew A kiss into your hair? Would your pulses pound if I found The stains in your underwear? If I touched you on the street Would your mouth go dry As you smiled and feigned the polite pa**erby? Would your Adam's apple flutter Would both knees turn to bu*ter Would you sputter, would you mutter and deny? [Outro] Your walls of cellophane Would crinkle up and fry your brain If I whispered that I love you, Georgie Pie Your walls of cellophane Would crinkle up and fry your brain If I whispered that I love you, Georgie Pie