Patfan - Video Game Legends Rap Vol. 1 lyrics

[Verse 1: JTMachinima] Here's Gordon Freeman Ironically enough, not a free man When you can't get a job done, he can Working 24/7 for the G-Man Living half a life, now he's half-alive After all the times he was apt to die But nothing's gonna stop him - even gravity Got a Mark V suit, like the Master Chief He needs no introduction Known for the Covenant's destruction He thinks warfare's just a game When he's on the battlefield You can hear him say Yo, this looks like a job for me Haven't had a break since Halo 3 Give it up for John-117 Because a Halo's empty without me Master Sword strapped on his back And he's well-practiced in magic Only time will tell if he can break the spell Whenever Zelda gets held captive No, he will never let the Hyrule Castle Fall into the hands of Ganondorf Link, you're just a boy today But tomorrow you'll be man enough This hero's biggest rival Is the cold hard b**h survival Getting out alive is hard enough Unless your name is Lara Croft Bow and arrow on her side Keep that fire burning bright Give her an obstacle, she'll make it through Nobody better never try to raid her tomb [Chorus: JTMachinima] We'll never, forget them The heroes through the ages Remember, these Legends Through all these turning pages They stand for the weak and the small And their fight is honest and righteous They've come and they've gone through time But all their battles are timeless [Verse 2] Careful where you seek your faith Your man-made commandments Won't keep you safe Altair is here with a secret blade He's gonna stab your back after a leap of faith Upon behalf of the Assa**in's Creed Your d**h is quite a necessity He'll keep this feather to help remember What he's got to pa** onto Desmond's ancestors They call him Solid Snake The kind of man who's hard to break Metal Gears fear his name If anything k**s him, it's not his age Trust me he'll make it known Won't hesitate to break your bones Sneaking Suit is strapped on tight Time to make some mecha tanks explode Stompin' the heads of Koopas and Goombas Last name Mario, first name Super Always goin' in and out of pipes With a couple mushrooms Bring you down to size He's a money-hungry plumber Brother looking for cash By the time he beat Bowser, his wallet was fat Riding in on Yoshi, to save the day You don't have to take him to bed Peach Just bake him a cake. He'll be happy The blood that's on his sword Is from the God of War Kratos has been through dimensions Where no mortal has gone before Sins of his past still stain him white He's slaughtered Titans and Gods alike No, not a single one of 'em was hard to fight Does that make him a God? You're goddamn right! [Chorus] We'll never, forget them The heroes through the ages Remember, these Legends Through all these turning pages They stand for the weak and the small And their fight is honest and righteous They've come and they've gone through time But all their battles are timeless [Verse 3] Outgunned, outnumbered This mission is suicide But he'll take that as a challenge Nothing's gonna stop old Captain Price Never underestimate Bravo Six Nobody's better with an M4 than John is He lives to fight, because after all it's Just another day at the office Oh no here come the Reapers We are on the brink of extinction Galactic collapse is eminent Better let Commander Shepard handle it He's gotta get to the Citadel And make some friends Find a way to get your enemies to make amends If anybody can get it done, then Shepard can Now stand as one with the rest of them And the Reapers? Make sure nothing's left of them Everybody else can get lost Cause you can't keep up with this Hedge Hog The evil plots of Doctor Robotnik Are always gonna get stopped by Sonic Cause he's got quite an awesome motley crew Knuckles, Tails, and Amy too They waste no time When they hit the ground runnin' Pickin' up golden rings by the dozen Hell-spawned undead a**a**in Hell-bent on getting vengeance Nothing's gonna stop Scorpion If you get in his path you're surely done "Get over here!" Everybody get back If you don't wanna get a bad case of whip lash Mortal Kombat! And the match begins Good luck Sub-Zero - you'll need it man! Chowin' down pellets as fast as he can But he never gets fat, cause he's the Pac Man Up-down, left-right, don't get confused Keep runnin' around until you get some fruit You're out of luck, if you think you can hide From Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde If any of 'em touch you, you're gonna die Its okay Pac Man, you got a couple more lives [Chorus] We'll never, forget them The heroes through the ages Remember, these Legends Through all these turning pages They stand for the weak and the small And their fight is honest and righteous They've come and they've gone through time But all their battles are timeless