Patfan - The Bastion Song lyrics
[Intro] [Verse 1] This world is paradise Scenic and beautiful The forest comes to life It's like a musical! Is it ironic that I'm an omnic? I'm not at odds with nature Now that I'm part of it! I used to be on my own till I found you Make yourself at home, look around you We'll build a life and do what friends do While I try to forget what I've been through! [Verse 2] You set me off now rest in peace I'll f**k you up when you step to me! Your blood will run through every street You b****es won't even get to scream! I'll drop robot obscenities While I bathe in the flesh of my enemies It's time to wipe this planet clean Of the s**t-stain called humanity! Pump you full of lead from head to feet Shred to pieces like a fat bag of meat! I laugh happily at you as you bleed Brutality is all Bastion needs! My turret's gonna f**k you up! Now eat my bullets, taste my rust Tongue my bolts and s** my nuts! You're a bunch of F****** *****! [Verse 3] Excuse that tiny outburst Where'd I digress? After the Omnic Crisis I've been a mess if you couldn't guess Those days are long behind me So don't be scared! Yes I've seen better days but I'll make repairs! Though I'm a bit rusty, trust me No one's gun's bigger! Use soft voices, cause loud noises Might get me TRIGGERED! [Verse 4] What in the mother of f**k was that? PTSD's comin back! Been runnin' train since Vietnam! And I've gone nuts deep inside your mom! No time to run, it's time to die! I see you pussies tryna hide! You're just a Motley Crew of cowards! You're Overwatch, I'm OVERPOWERED! Like a homicidal artist I'll paint your brains on the wall, b****! I love the mess, I'm covered in carnage! Earth's a dumpster, you're it's garbage! You're all weak, I'm a tank Hope you freaks like getting spanked! Armor's strong, gun is long Don't believe me? Ask your mom! [Verse 5] That's just my sense of humor It's all for laughs! Tell your mom I'm so sorry! For not calling back, b**ch! I need space for a while To do some thinkin! Because once I get hostile You'll face extinction! I frolic and dance with the animals They don't mind if I'm a bit mechanical! Still I find myself longing To murder everybody! [Verse 6] I'm the last f**king Bastion! All of my kind are dead! I'll k** all of you ba*tards! Cause that's all I have left! I will ma**acre the ma**es! Tear your families apart! You'll be slaughtered Like the filthy f**king cattle that you are! Come with me my feathered friend! We'll stick together until the end! We'll live out each of our dreams How I love to hear their screams! [Fast robot speech] Humanity is a festering sickness These foul swine will be cleansed in the fires of absolution I will stamp out the lives of the parasitic maggots And open the foundation of this cancer I am the cure for this repugnant disease Praised be the Omnics responsible for mankind's eradication [Outro]