Patfan - Slenderman vs Freddy Fazbear lyrics

F: Fazbear's back in the house But that ain't a surprise Let's get the party started Someone turn down the lights! It's the grand opening, bring on over your friends Hopefully you got Fazbear tokens to spend S: I thought you just closed, now your open again? I wonder how long until your broken again! F: Ahem! Excuse me, but were you invited? S: Do what you do best Fred, and bite it! F: Ooh, that's clever S: And you can do better? F: I'd offer you pizza, but aren't you trying to stay slender? S: SHUT UP!!! F: Sorry man, did that offend ya? If you babysit, I wouldn't recommend ya I'll wipe my a** with all 8 of your pages S: You work all day and you don't make any wages That must s**, being stuck in a restaurant Have you ever gotten past the exit? I bet not Fazbear's Pizza, now hiring? I wouldn't apply if my career was dying! C: Scream, shriek and shout Don't hold back, let it out When you do, make it loud Now it's finally going down Slender Man, Freddy Faz You have both met your match Take a hike, watch your back We will settle who is better with a rap (battle) S: Don't mess with me I've been around longer F: At least I'm not a creepy little kid stalker S: Sounds personal, did I strike a nerve with you? Did you get kidnapped when your parents deserted you? How sad, when they left I bet it hurt F: Didn't I see you on 'To Catch A Predator'? S: Go get yourself a BJ from Foxy F: At least I got friends, you have to make yourself proxies If you had a face, it would be a sad one I'd bite off your frontal lobe if you had one I'm running the show! S: But your running the show poorly Can I offer you some WD40? I'm sick of all your dumb-a** friends bragging 'Look at me, I jumped on the FNAF bandwagon!' F: By the end of the night, we'll have you crying for hours That suit is lame, you should try one of ours! C: Scream, shriek and shout Don't hold back, let it out When you do, make it loud Now it's finally going down Slender Man, Freddy Faz You have both met your match Take a hike, watch your back We will settle who is better with a rap (battle) S: This might cross the line, but I'm not sorry I went to Chuck-E-Cheese for my birthday party F: I bet all you did was play in the ball pit S: Why yes I did, and I f**ing loved it! F: Ooh, your breaking up, how anti-climactic I can barely hear you through all of that static S: Maybe you should get an update, you could use it Your rhymes are predictable, like your movements And when it comes to jump-scares, take a lesson! F: Says the egghead with the blank expression! Your looking pretty pale, that's an understatement Must be from all the years in your mother's basement! S: Leave my mother out of it Say one more word, you'll die! Or maybe I'll just call up the purple guy You'll never have my charm F: You'll never match my power B: Let's see who can make the people scream louder! C: Scream, shriek and shout Don't hold back, let it out When you do, make it loud Now it's finally going down Slender Man, Freddy Faz You have both met your match Take a hike, watch your back We will settle who is better with a rap (battle)