Patfan - Left 4 Dead 2 Rap lyrics

N: Nick, that's my name The games that I play Is stricken out my opponents in the poker domain And even when the chips are low I'll whip out a good hand I straight royal flush zombies Straight out of this land Watch me k** zombies Defend my friends from Jockeys Bullet straight to the face Now he won't feel so hoppy These things don't got me I'm really strong and I just go in dropping bombs Like a true con-man E: People call me Ellis And don't wear it out And if a zombie's got an attitude I'll scare it out A local from Savannah, [?] Blow it out like a candle I'm a real man and I endure what I can I watch a Charger pick me up and now I'm like GOD DAMN!!! I'm'a get back up and ruin zombies wishes I follow my own rules k** all sons of b**hes! R: My name is Rochelle A reporter on local news This spiraling outbreak seems to Make my dreams come true But getting caught in the hot spot Where zombies can rot It's not time to die It's time the zombies get shot I sneak around quiet Zombies better not try it This Spitter can be bitter But I'm not on a diet I won't die and I'll be there when my team is fallin' See 'em rockin' this and poppin' this THIS sh*t IS BALLIN' C: Coach is what I'm known as, zombies call me Sir Physical Education is what I prefer See I'm an expert in fitness, so my legs can carry me I gained a couple more pounds But I've got awesome memory Gettin' up close and personal This is a fun night Unloadin' shotgun shells and lettin' the blood fly The bu*t of my gun is what I give the zombies to choke on And with the chainsaw I'll give the Smoker Somethin' to smoke on Chorus: We fight like a team In this bad dream (Fight like a team) We gotta stick together when the zombie's near Yeah, we may be different But we fight like one The undead can run, chew our guns (Chew our guns) We're one for one, hundred to none 'Cause k**in' off zombies is so much freakin' fun (Ellis: I'm on top of my game!) (Rochelle: I'm sendin' 'em red) I know this time we won't be LEFT 4 DEAD!!!