Patfan - "Hunters vs Monsters" - An Evolve Rap Battle lyrics

[Intro] Well, I think it goes without saying What we observe here today is an immediate result of extreme evolutionary processes Everything we have started to theorize about evolution is changing These rapid physiological advances are astounding And speak to the brutality of natural selection Now, let's take a look and see what this first specimen has to offer [Verse 1: Goliath] I don't drop bars, I'm spittin' flames Forget about hiding, I'm in your face When I'm on a rampage, I'm a rampant damager Makin' the Hulk look like an amateur Upfront destruction's what I'm about Body slam you punks 'till I knock you out I toss colossal rocks, cause you're running from me Even King Kong don't got nothin' on me [Verse 2: Assault Hunter] Speaking of which, Godzilla just called You stole his look, you damn rip-off Show me your face, I'll give you a makeover Screw fire breath cause we got flamethrowers C'mon, let's go, toe-to-toe, close range You throw rocks? I throw grenades Sorry beast, I know you wanna feast But when I'm through with you, you'll be on a leash [Chorus] Trapper, Support, Medic, Assault We will never, ever let you evolve So if you don't get to evolve You can take a wild guess who's at fault You'd better not let us evolve Or we're gonna make a mess of you all Trust us, at the end of it all You will want a quick d**h when we get to evolve [Verse 3: Support Hunter] Support Cla** has got your back I make your job easy once we've got the monster tagged Pinpoint location, movin' right to it (He's behind this wall!) Then I'll shoot him right through it Leave it to me to make this a fair fight There's no place safe when we're callin' airstrikes Active camo's up and runnin' Whenever we attack they won't even see it comin' [Verse 4: Kraken] Oh, snap! You woke the Kraken I'm super fly and I'm dope at rappin' The critics say my rhymes are electric And my lightning strike is twice as effective I'm a Lovecraft nightmare come to life Shout out to Cthulhu, love the guy I can take to flight, then I'll fight you all What's a sniper rifle to a lightning bolt? [Chorus] [Verse 5: Wraith] You're never gonna catch a Wraith, you know Because unlike my cohorts, I'm laying low I make the hunters become the hunted If you fall behind, you're gonna get abducted Better be careful when you chase me, boy You never know when it might be a decoy Don't come close to my supernova I'm a tricksy b**h who's gonna screw you over [Verse 6: Trapper Hunter] Clever girl, are you clever enough? I've got plenty of traps, and I'm setting'em up I'm gonna pin you down without letting you up How's a harpoon feel? Is it getting you stuck? Get ready to hide, I'm ready to hunt Force field deployed, you got nowhere to run Though I'm not the guy who's gonna smack you round My tracking darts help him track you down [Chorus] [Verse 7: Medic Hunter] When you start to bleed and you really need A lot of first aid supplies I do the job that no one wants But I keep everybody alive Those monsters hate my healing ray No hunter left behind But don't you fret, if you end up dead I'll bring you back to life [Verse 8: Behemoth] Hey doc, that's not gonna work If I'm gonna get to stomp on you first Summoning rock balls from the earth I'm the monster really putting hunters to work I'll drop some lava bombs on this track Then I'll wreck you with my tectonic attacks Hit the ground, watch it smash Make sure you slip through the cracks [Chorus]