Patent Pending - She's A Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas lyrics

[Chorus] She's a Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas She's a Ho Ho Happy New Year She's a Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer Again this year [Verse One] Ever since her grandma got run over by a reindeer She's been running low on Christmas cheer With a bottle in her hands and with her legs around a man is how she's probably spending Christmas this year And now it's "Jingle" all the way to the bed sheets baby In these cold winter nights, that can drive a girl crazy 'Tis the season to give, and she's been giving it all the way [Chorus] [Verse Two] There's no shopping just bar hopping it's her reason for the season. She's been stalking Santa Clause from the mall She's got a plan for every man She wants them all to understand That she won't stop Until she confronts them all Well was there mistletoe? (HELL NO!) Blame it on the alcohol! Hit the lights (LET'S GO!) Now it's time to deck the halls! Christmas time is magic in the air But she don't care now! "Jingle" all the way to the bed sheets, baby In these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy 'Tis the season to give, and she's been giving it all the way [Chours (repeat once)] She says, "it's cold outside, but it's warm in the bed. And why go sleigh riding when I can ride instead." I bet the eggnog's going to her head for sure (She's tipsy!) Shimmy on the rooftop, Old Saint Nick Dirty puctures in the bedroom. Click, Click, Click No I don't think that's what mistletoe is for (Nuh-uh, Nuh-uh) She looks up to Santa, with eyes so bright, and she says," Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?" 'Cause she's a Hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh She's a hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Jingle all the way to bed sheets, baby In these cold winter nights that drive a crazy 'Tis the season to give, and she's been giving it all the way [Chours (repeat once)]