Patches - All I Need lyrics
(Damn Patche$ back at it again) [Patche$] I know y'all don't know who I am So I thought I'd tell y'all a little bit about my self [Verse 1: Patche$] My facial hair is patchy I'm almost always ashy And my lips be chappy But these girls still get at me I said girl get at me I can be your pappy Have you ever seen me dab? Man it's not too shabby Pulled up in a white Beamer Got a Band Aid on my pinky finger When it gets night time I get scared and I start screaming That's your girl I thought I was dreamin She was kinda cute with them thick thighs Thick thighs and a side of fries Got her eyebrows done she look surprised She ain't text me back Guess her phone died That's the only logical explanation I'm bill nye The science guy I ain't gotta lie First day of school I showed up in a bow tie Bow tie and a black eye Got my bu*t kicked cause I'm that fly Gotta stay fresh for a livin Used to wear off brands but good riddens I took a trip I'm really trippin It's really cold it's really nippin Play basketball that's allota brickin I had fried chicken it was finger lickin You ain't know I do track You got a problem We can run a lap I like to sing When I'm in the tub Let me introduce you to my mans George he prolly in the club [Verse 2: George Martinez] I was chilling in the club I was chilling in the tub I got my rubber duck' I go scrub scrub I'm chilling with a girl Nuts like a squirrel [?] I get a lot of money I'm chilling with the bunnies I said I'm super duper hungry I put it in my super duper tummy Now I'm chilling in the club I'm chilling where the hoes be Trynna live a sweet life Shout out Zack and Cody I'm chilling with Mosby That is my friend What time I go to bed? I go to bed around ten Ten boys, ten girls That is a ratio See me in the club everybody hates me yo All the girls wanna date me yo All the girls wanna rape me yo If I see you in the club, imma be like hey yo Hey yo, smash you like some play dough I don't I don't play yo I'm chilling and I spray yo My AK go BOOM BOOM BOOM It go bang bang bang I eat a banana I'm an orangutan If i see you in the club Imma shoot you with a gu I'm chillin with my son And I'm chillin with my mum And I get a lot of cash though I got a lot of cash flow See me in the club And I might kiss ya a** hoe [Chorus: Patche$] All I need is a dollar bill Multiplied by about a mill Stack it up till it make a hill Roll down it like jack and Jill All I need is a couple girls Multiplied by the whole world Hit the gym do a couple curls Think I did too much I'm about to earl