Pat McCuistion - All-O-Gistics lyrics

O worshippers of the Mighty All I had a dream The Ba**master general came to me We had a little snack at a donut shop He said "Drink of my bonus cup, it is My blood" "Eat of this crapper, it is My body" And His spirit entered me and I became All-ular The Ba**master said "You are the Chosen One, these are the All-O-Gistics" Thou shalt not commit laundry Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (All!) Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (No! all!) Thou shalt always go for greatness Thou shalt not commit adulthood (All!) Thou shalt not partake of decaf (All!) Thou shalt not suppress flatulence Thou shalt not commit hygiene (All!) Thou shalt not have no idea (All!) Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (No! All!) Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (All!) Tell me good people who is the sole achiever Who has ground his teeth and gums So we may live in the beauty of all (Ba**master General) You may achieve All And not wallow unknown for eternity All you have to do is do it! all! (We shall achieve All) Study them, believe in them You must believe, do you believe in it?! Believe and you shall achieve (We shall achieve All) He who bears the most gas Let him also bear forth his a** And cast forth the first frap (All!) You may achieve ba** by chanting the small Psalm of all (All!) Chant with me Qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah Chant! Qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah Pretty good, pretty good Qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah Qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah Oh no! here we go again! The mighty spirit has taken over! Do you feel it, do you feel it?! (Ba**master General) He does everything for us For when he brought it among us The Ba**master issued forth an all-timatum: (We shall achieve all) If you believe, if you believe You shall achieve All, All, ALL!!! (We shall achieve all!)