Well I sure am tired of these coffee house gigs Cause there ain't no money and there ain't no chicks It's gettin harder and harder to get my kicks so I bought a little ticket to Nashville Cause I wanna see my name up in neon lights drink pink champagne and party every night All them lucky muthers up there livin the life man I gotta get my a** to Nashville Cause I wanna be a country star and take it all way to far drinkin free in every bar just like Bocephus A I think it'd be a cryin shame not to have my own airplane I wanna go up in flames me and my guitar Man I wanna be a country star Well I got a drinkin problem so I'll fit right in Gonna sing me some hits and get some famous friends I'll be ridin shotgun with Kenny, Faith, and Tim And I wonder how they lived without me I'll get "Big & Rich" rich and build a big ol' house With a big ol' fence to keep the rif raf out Call my old girlfriends say "how ya like me now" C'mon baby tell me what ya love about me I'm gonna be a country star and take it all way to far breakin all the young girls hearts just like Keith Urban Man I'm thinkin that sure sounds fun Rockin out with Brooks and Dunn All the way to number 1 Me and my guitar Man I wanna be a country star Playin golf with Vince and Willie Hangin out with Carrie underneath those big spotlights YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH I'm wanna be a country star take it all way to far breakin all the young girls hearts just like Keith Urban OH Man I think it sure sounds fun Rockin out with Brooks and Dunn All the way to number 1 Me and my guitar Man I wanna be a country star Country Star YEAH!