Pat Battle - Fourthmeal (An Ode to the Munchies) lyrics

[Intro: Ringo Starr] I mean, the first thing... I mean, that people...who smoked marijuana... ...um and were into music Is that somehow it focuses your attention better on the music [Verse 1] Yo I didn't write this on a high, but on the fly I tried to kick the weed habit so my pee-pee could be valid But still nevertheless, I digress, you oughta know About the days when I'm blazed and I waltz into my home Trying to cure my munchies with something a little funky Maybe some Chunky Monkey, I'm hungrier than a junkie With eyes red as cherry Kool-Aid, cooking a souflee Don't even know the recipe, so I create a new way The taste is inescapable, the craving is insatiable Got my belly looking like a Play-Doh inflatable Ain't no achin' for no bacon, and that statement ain't debatable I'm through being a meat eater, so put away the clever But in these very moments my colon is my opponent Like, which pot of stir fry will I decide to open? And I require condiments, what honey, I be bombin' sh** Like cereal and a biscuits, wash it down with Bisquick, ugh Bloody disgustin' - how the cannabis functions Don't care what it is, I just need to devour something Here's a thing to try like Bill Nye the Science Guy I got a fourthmeal concoction, oh my, call in Honey Pie [Hook: The Beatles & Pat Battle] The Beatles: Honey Pie Pat Battle: It's honey, it's pie The Beatles: Honey Pie Pat Battle: It's honey and it's pie [Verse 2] Oh great, I overate Stupid blunt had me starvin' I told my taste buds, "Listen up, don't ever test me" Take whatever's available, call me Black Cartman Culinary cops about to cardiac arrest me Especially when I'm going Jeffrey Dahmer on the Jiffy The atrocities I'm piecing together are kinda iffy I'm kinda greedy with ingredients, I ate it up And what's it made of? I don't know, I f**ing made it up [Hook: The Beatles & Pat Battle] (Fading...) The Beatles: Honey Pie Pat Battle: It's honey, it's pie The Beatles: Honey Pie Pat Battle: It's honey and it's pie The Beatles: Honey Pie Pat Battle: I eat it when I'm high Aight, yo um...