Fancy cars, you can't sell to me I spend all of my money on celery Guarantee, there's no stopping me When the plate I see contains a broccoli Like I told you before, I'm hardcore All the food that I score goes in the vegetable drawer Some people bring soda to your house and share it But the party don't start 'til I show up with my carrot Call Dr. Phil and warn Oprah I'm gonna eat up all of the okra I'm notorious, I'm nefarious I don't spare one spear of asparagus You think you're tough? You think you're hard? I'm gonna eat the chard right out your yard My enemys cower when they feel the power That I gain when I devour a cauliflower I, I like vegetables I, I like vegetables (Oh!) I, I like vegetables I, I like vegetables (I can eat a billion turnips!) Let me hear you shout, let me hear you shout I'm gonna get crazy on a brussel sprout We're gonna get crazy on a brussel sprout We're gonna get crazy on a brussel sprout (Yeah!) I, I like vegetables (You gotta rock that cabbage!) I, I like vegetables (Come on! I like vegetables!) I, I like vegetables