Once slept with a black-haired lad Went up his apartment Pretty quickly, things turned bad Pa**ion wasn´t his department Too busy shoving poppers up his nose To notice me Took a chance with another Frolicking in bed But he couldn´t get exited Unless i help a pillow tightly over his head Just your average boy next door Well they say some day prince will come Not holding my breath anymore You gotta kiss some frogs You´ve heard that one before Now i´ve kissed a lot of frogs Am i better off than i was before Sitting here alone chapped lips I´ve never been a s*ut Though i´ve slept with more than a few Maybe that´s something that I could aspire to There´s a lotta people in this town Who never seem to come to grips with How they feel from the waist down Well i´ve been reading the personals There seems to be two kinds Helpless romantics, or guys with Absolutely nothing on their minds But the endless bump and grind Living in a fishbowl Here at the edge of the world You can´t go west forever Or you´ll hit ocean bottom Looking up from the golden gate I can´t see east of the berkeley hills But some people wanna live in north dakota Maybe you can go far in fargo