Pansy Division - Crabby Day lyrics

I knew when i first met him That i never would forget him To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare To sleep with him i was excited But later i was less delighted When i found that special present he left In my pubic hair Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day I´ll never forget him i´m sad to say Leave me alone I´m having a crabby day So to the d**tore without haste To solve the problem below the waist Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes And sheets Walking home who do i see But the guy who gave those wretched vermin To me He quickly runs to opposite side of the street Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day To be treated in such a shabby way Gimme a break, I´m having a rabby day At home a message is waiting From a boy i´ve been contemplating He´s leaving town for a month and wants To see me tonight After the lotion´s been applied Can i be sure every one of those critters has died Or take the risk of pa**ing them on For a long-awaited night It´s such a crabby day, unhappy day Why did have to call today Get me out of this I´m having a crabby day