Pansy Division - Ring Of Joy lyrics

With a mirror in your hand Lay down on your bed Throw your legs in the air And see what's around the bend Take a good long look At a buried treasure There between your cheeks A hidden source of pleasure It's an orifice for elimination It's an orifice for elimination Ring of joy, ring of joy A new discovery to enjoy And girl or any boy Can exercise their ring of joy "ooh, but it's so dirty!" Well, not if you keep it clean Dicks have a good reputation Even though they're used to pee Learn to relax those muscles With practice they'll open wide Hit your pleasure center From the other side It's an orifice for elimination It's an orifice for stimulation Ring of joy, ring of joy A tight muscle to employ Any girl or any boy Can break through on that ring of joy Did i mention latex? ' cause you know it´s a must Gotta protect yourself Even with somebody you trust It's a natural feeling Don't let anyone tell you it's not You don't have to be queer But it helps alot It's an orifice for liberation It's an orifice for celebration Ring of joy, ring of joy Erotic thrill, s**ual toy A boy inside another boy Go all the way with your ring of joy