Pansy Division - Jack U Off lyrics

If you're looking for somewhere to go Can take you to the movie show We can sit way in the back And I'll Jack U Off Can't give you everything you want But I can take you to a restaurant And if you're not hungry I'll Jack U Off If you're tired of masturbating Come aboard we can go on a date and If you like I'll Jack U Off Your man ain't no good Come on over to my neighborhood We can jump on in the sack And I'll Jack U Off I'll Jack U Off Jack U Off I'll Jack U Off Jack U Off I'll Jack U Off I only do it for a worthy cause You're gonna wanna give me applause You'll have an instant heart attack If I Jack U Off If you really want to be a star We gotta do it in your Mama's car Make it in a Cadillac I'll Jack U Off I know where we can go Do a little fel**tio Or if that's too much I'll Jack U Off I'll Jack U Off Jack U Off I'll Jack U Off Jack U Off I'll Jack U Off Even if you're chicken baby, come here If you're good I'll even let you steer As a matter of fact You can Jack Me Off I'll Jack U Off I'll Jack U Off