Pansy Division - Hockey Hair lyrics

It's such a problem It's got me in despair He's such a sweetheart But he's got hockey hair Cut shorts on top Long in back, he lets it fall A neck-warmer haircut You can get at any mall People giggle and stop and stare And it's not like he's unaware But he plays hockey so he don't care Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair He's a wicked lover He fills me with delight He'll turn a bedroom hat trick Three times in one night But he won't change his hairstyle No matter how I try Though I know he loves me His first love is the ice I'd love to sit him in a barber chair But I know I don't have a prayer 'cause he plays hockey so he don't care Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair I don't tell him what clothes to wear I'd simply rather see him bare But he plays hockey so he don't care Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair