Pansy Division - Headbanger lyrics

I saw him at the Guitar Center He didn't look like a ten-percenter He was picking up picks and strings I was into picking up other things He was a hesher, a hairshaker Looked to me like a mattress breaker When he followed me out of the store I knew he wanted more (more more more) He's my headbanger boy My heavy metal toy With a haircut like a girl He's got me in a whel Headbanger He turned on his cd player Did I prefer Metallica or Slayer? I said, "Whatever will get you hot" By the second song our clothes were off His fat bo*er bobbing up and down Playing air guitar as he danced around He pounced on me and said, "Let's do it" He knew what he wanted when we got down to it He's my headbanger boy My heavy metal toy With his studs and leather bands He's got me in his hands Headbanger I can't believe I'm his first ever guy The way he left me drained and dry Then he led me to the door His girlfriend was coming home at 4 He's my headbanger boy My heavy metal joy He wants to see me again When his girlfriend leaves at 10 Headbanger