Pam Tillis - Betty's Got A Ba** Boat lyrics

(bernie nelson/craig wiseman) Now betty was your average ordinary girl Never wanted very much out of this world Just an occasional dinner and twirl, from a regular guy So betty sat up one lonely night Trying to figure out what a man might like Then like a bolt right out of the blue, she got herself a plan Betty's got a ba** boat, betty's got a truck, all of a sudden things are looking up She's the most popular girl in town, since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound Might be coincidental, oh you just might never know Oh, but things sure got a lot better since betty got a ba** boat Now lately getting a date isn't all that hard There's a half a dozen bubba's fightin' in the yard She won 'em over with her southern charm, and a satellite dish Now betty can't believe her popularity She's thinkin 'bout marketing her recipe So ironic and the funny thing is, she never even liked to fish Betty's got a ba** boat, betty's got a truck, all of a sudden things are looking up She's the most popular girl in town, since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound Might be coincidental, oh you just might never know Oh, but things sure got a lot better since betty got a ba** boat She's got bowling shoes, she can't lose She's got those boys just blowin' their fuse She's got a big screen, she's in the in scene They're ever gonna make her strawberry queen Betty's got a ba** boat, betty's got a truck, all of a sudden things are looking up She's the most popular girl in town, since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound Might be coincidental, oh you just might never know Oh, but things sure got a lot better since betty got a ba** boat