Page Kennedy - Uber Pa**enger Highway lyrics

[Intro] Man I'm one of the dopest emcees out and I gotta be a damn Uber driver...hahah I guess you gotta pay the bills somehow, fake it till you make it in this piece (music playing) [Verse 1] Another day another dollar I gotta get it however I gotta get it I get away with murder like I got acquitted this Uber job I gotta quit it but I can't quit it till I snap back in this new era the fitted This rap business ain't paying me crap with this sidejob I gotta keep my eye open, I'm cyclops I'm waiting in the car the clock is ticking, but damn this girl looks good as a box of chicken She gets in the car, "Hi, My name is Keisha. I'm sorry that I took so long but it's nice to meet ya" Hah, It's all good shawty, yo where should I leave ya? "Oh, I'm just goin' to meet my girl for a slice of pizza" I'm drivin we vibin, turn up my song she bobbin, hit the carpool lane we mobbin, a great sidekick maybe she could be my chick that'll hopefully mouth ma**age my dick Ayyy, this you playin? I usually want the aux cord? Never heard it before like a Jamie Foxx Tour but I like it but hey wait why you a uber driver? your lyrics so deep I thought you were a scuba diver For some extra cash, anyway what's your digits? The ball is now in your court, ma are you down to kick it? "hah, hah you're funny" Well, you're no dummy, we should go to Philidelphia where it's always sunny Well here's your stop Kesiha "Thank you for the ride Page. I'll make sure I give you 5 stars and high praise" She gets out the car, I think this gon' be my day And just like that, another Uber Pa**enger Highway [Chorus x2 ] I feel like this could be one of those days But I don't wanna say that, cause everytime I say that Something bad comes around my way Uber Pa**enger Highways [Verse 2] I see another pa**enger, it's in Inglewood Should I take it? Oh what the hell I'm already in the hood I play my own songs when I ride, it's free promotion For all my riders that get in and feel the emotion They can leave out happier with a mixtape Its great, cause they can help me to get my sh** straight The next pa**enger gets in shook and messy It's weird cause the way he's shaking is looking sketchy I asked if he could put the address in the GPS Cause we was stuck in a rush hour like CVS He said nah, just make a left at the light B The way he said it sounded like he wanted to fight me I made a left then a left, then another one I felt like DJ Kahled when he said "Another One" I seen 6 goons on the porch trippin out, he rolled down his back window what is this about? (motherf**as...) I turned down the tunes I was bumpin All I saw was thunder or lightnin coming or something But that was just the flare of the gun I was preparin to run When I see him shoot the chick carrying her son but I froze I was stuck, all I saw was a live trigger While things moving in slow motion I heard "Drive n***a!" I busted up faster than I jacked off to Pamela Anderson Wish I could leave this black ish to Anthony Anderson He hopped out after threatening me to stop All of this happened and I have yet to see a cop My heart beat felt like Shark Teeth When he hunting in the water, tearin' apart meat I logged off and pulled up in the drive way Another day in my Uber Pa**enger Highway I logged off and pulled up in the drive way Another day in my Uber Pa**enger Highway [Chorus x2 ] I feel like this could be one of those days But I don't wanna say that, cause everytime I say that Something bad comes around my way Uber Pa**enger Highways