Page Kennedy - Searching For Black People lyrics

[Intro] Searching for black people S-S-Searching for black people I've been searching for black people S-S-Searching for black people (7x) [Alex Johnson] Walking in the streets of Vancouver I cannot seem to find Any [?] darker color It just blows my mind Now I'm searching for you [Page Kennedy] So I took a flight from L.A I was headed to Vancouver Never knew the population of black people was lewder Chris, what's this? Are you telling me nobody with a whole body Got no melanin in they skin They got me running in this city in a frantic I start to panic Cuz the whole gigantic Province is the oddest thing that I've ever seen on the planet There was no darkies at joke parties that I attended I'm offended, it was recommended that I pretended Dark skin, it was never invented Hmm, let me think about that Can't believe that they're bringing out stacks Telling me that it's a felony If you ever be caught drinking and driving you'll never see The light again, so better drop that Heineken Or you you'll end up in the same place with the same race And a lame face in the same pen where the black people hiding in N-N-Not a mystery to solve Looking for ghosts, now who you gonna call? Sports to play here, you ain't gotta be tall You just gotta ride on ice and not fall Miley Cyrus gon' keep on t**ng Mexicans gon' keep on working White ladies gon' keep tucking they purse in For black people, Imma keep on searching [Alex Johnson] And I feel so lost Where are you? Where are you? I'm gonna break down if I can't find you now Please show yourself I'm searching (3x) I've been searching, yeah I'm searching (4x) For black people