Paddy And The Rats - Ugly Drunken Woman lyrics

One Friday night I was strolling out To get me outta here Go to the pub just for a black stuff But it ended up with ten beer Coz a lady came and she start to complain And bluster to me all night She paid me the drinks with a pander blink Then she kissed me with her stinking mouth Coz this ugly drunken woman Drinks like a man But shes pride like a dame Its like the age of romance We like to dance In our elegant way And she paid me drinks for f** her And Im just a bugger I come round the game The prey can be another me to fall She doesnt care at all Full of lust we were driving fast In my car to a cheap motel Shes turned her brain Coz the last champaigne Knocked her out so well She was out of pride, dressed like a bride Theres a monkey on my back Wanted to be wife, Get a perfect life, But all I lefts the jack