While dogs were f** in the kitchen My girl just f**ed with my mind ?Why don?t you have got a real job Why are you just f** your time?? So i had to go to Murphy?s Coz i couldn?t write a rhyme I drank a lot of whiskey and guiness And I f**ed well fine When i go to home I bang my girl I always do that Maybe I?m a crazy man but that?s my attitude When I go out with my Paddys We don?t like drink bloody a water And when I drink a whiskey That?s always what I do