PackFM - Doc Evil lyrics

[Verse One] When I step I use you wack MC's as milestones I grab the mic, the meter's off the hook like dial tones I get busy like the signal place your call again later If you push the right bu*tons I get open like elevators Going straight to the top, dropping you off at the fifth Even if I was Chris I couldn't mess with this gift Now everyday I rock a microphone from dawn to sunset Every rhyme is [?] you know that I ain't done yet I'm phat, big boned or heavyset, squashing your whole brain Leaving your crew black and blue like Smurfs on Soul Train You don't bring no pain, you softer than a cotton swab Good at talking sh**, when you rhyme you do a rotten job I'm deep like the Mob, digging in my bag of Goodies Get your soul [?] to the crowd, I get Cheers like Woody Leave you dancing/Danson like Ted, getting beers on the Norm Rocking from PM to Dawn throwing you off a platform Here I come, Ready Or Not, ripping it daily like the Fugees Won't dress up like Shaggy, if you were Scooby you couldn't do me Then Tell Me my Theory's Groovy, that's cause I Keep Tryin' I suggest you Take It Easy or I'll get Mad like Lion [Hook] {x2} You cats are so lame like players with no game You're insignificant like tracks with no name You talk a lot of sh** but ain't offending me This track's a little something I'll name it Mini Me [Verse Two] It's time to pay the Piper I get Rowdy like Roddy Yo Kid go Play, you'll be getting Housed at my Party I'm a Cla** Act, make your vision blurry like a flash back You get flipped like a flap jack cause you s** like a Tic Tac If that was your tactic, they're booing off your wack sh** I got my [?] oohing/Ewing like I was Patrick That's it, call a doctor, I ain't got no patience/patients [?] just your frustrations and aggravations Your rhymes show no imagination, you just lack endurance Your simplicity for lack of electricity, my flow is current Thought you was the man, you weren't I'll bubble like detergent with precision of a surgeon Cause it's tight...like a you know I make you scream like you got that last card in Uno With raps from here to Pluto You get dogged for acting Goofy I be that [?] like Donald Duck or you'll be dazed or woozy (Oh yeah, your girl's a floozy) [Hook]