Well I spoke to this man Said he'd been to the moon Carved his name in the ground Saw the world spinning round And came back that afternoon And I laughed at this man Said he'd been lost at sea Heard the sirens call Seen the pirates fall To the monsters in the deep I said I'd heard some tall tales Some good stories in my time When I asked him for proof He just showed me the truth That was dancing in his eyes I could not believe this man Said he was a millionaire He said I know I dress in rags But I drive a vintage Jag And I've got a diamond chandelier I said I think I need a drink And made my way outside You know I'd swear this was a spoof If it wasn't for the truth That was dancing in his eyes When I came back in the room The man had disappeared He left a rock from the moon And eyepatch and a diamond From a chandelier