P.Xain - At The Drive Thru lyrics

P.Xain There's only one reason why I gets dressed And it's the same reason why I pa**ed my Driving test I never Learned nothing off a tv chef And now I don't have to walk so I don't get out of breath Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall I'll never understand Coz I just want a burger I can eat with my hands And that Jamie Oliver he hasn't got a clue I just want burger and Fries from the mother-f**ing drive thru Chorus Lets take a ride to the drive thru Its not just the taste Its the value Burger and Fries on the menu You know that sh**s gonna k** you Eggs More nutrition in sh** but I dont care Too fat to drive Ill use a mother-f**ing wheel chair Like a posh restaurant but its in my car I can't wait till some twat invents the drive thru Spar The staff all lnow my name from all the visits what I make Coz eating burgers is more lush than crisps or cake Like an Icelandic fisherman clubbing a seal heading down Spytty just to get a f**ing Happy Meal Mike Balls Burger King, KFC, Mickey D's for lunch f** cooking food I'm going for a munch I love all the sauces, BBQ and Curry Then I goes back round to get a McFlurry Graham T Bear Open up your box have a look at what you've got Reformed meat made by a Robot Eating Burgers in My Car till my belly gets swollen Forty pounds of beef undigested in my colon Chorus Lets take a ride to the drive thru Its not just the taste Its the value Burger and Fries on the menu You know that sh**s gonna k** you Big G You can get a McFlurry er you can get large chips Er a strawberry milkshake er Big Macer Chicken Burger Zinger Tower meal.....Bucket Eggs Never need to do cooking coz its open everyday I spark a f*g for afters use the box as an ash tray The chips are lush with all the dips and sauce And if they put it in a bun I'd eat the dick of a horse Around five quid for a medium value deal Lard in Bread is your main meal It's worldwide from Risca to Hackney Get your dinner cooked by a teenager with acne P.Xain Gordon Ramseys swearing like he's got tourettes And Heston Blumenthals cooking with Gizz and Cigarettes He's wasting his time he's a f**ing twat All you need is some bread and sme saturated fat Lips, aresholes, noses and ears Bits of dead cow that have been dead for years I can't cook I won't cook I don't need to I gets three meals a day down the mother-f**ing drive thru Chorus Lets take a ride to the drive thru Its not just the taste Its the value Burger and Fries on the menu You know that sh**s gonna k** you Big G I want a Whopper,Chicken Whopper, Bacon Cheese Whopper, Cheese Burger,normal burger, bacon double cheese burger xl, large that up nice one, I want a happy meal with a toy.....a uuuhhhhh a uuhhhhhh auuuuhhhhh a uhhhhh