[Verse 1: P Walsh] Yo, uh, Walsh More dangerous than a quasar Flow is like a laser You're weirder than gays are Y'all know I'm bizarre I'm a young rap star Gangstarr on your radar With Jedi Mind Tricks Consider me a violinist on your wrist Call me a sick orchestrist Yeah Kids smoke on the clematis And say it helps creativeness Good excuse to hit the spliff I'm just like Asher Roth With the way I talk Write my lyrics on the block With some sidewalk chalk So walkers know who rocks Uh Modern day Robin Hood is Robbing hoods Getting hooded by a cop Even though the cop is crooked Irony is getting cooked Cause it's the who cop should be getting booked But it's okay because how his uni looks You better hope his homies get their Uzis took You're so offensive people get defensive Like I said I am relentless Make you end up in intensive Life is all about perspective Stay respective to other people's electives You gotta live and let live Bout to get schooled kid, I'm the rap Druid Leaving every school kid drooling With my cool rhyme tool kit Young minds run entertainment While old minds run restrainment Gotta find who's slanging Stop the banging with the stainless Losing the casings in rapists Eating other emcees like Danish Wanna girl speaking Spanish It's such a s**y language I'll get one the day I'm famous See I'm not a racist Going Though Changes like Shad' is Fade kids when I bang this Never been faded never blazing Music is what keeps my heart racing So I don't need acceleration I am Patrick f** these other rap kids They don't know I have fat tricks Up my sleeve like its magic [Outro] [P Walsh]: Damn, is that it? [Shoop]: Yeah man. I think so. Did you cover everything? [P]: I mean, I'm pretty sure [S]: Alright then [P]: Well, that's it. I mean, I guess I did it [S]: Yeah, unless you can think of anything else [P]: No, I'm pretty sure that's it. I mean, while I'm at it I might as well thank the people that made all this possible. You know. I mean. Shout out to The Parrott. Shout out Klepto Habits. Shout out to AK. Shout out to the homie Quinn Shoop. Shout out to Buddha Stoops. That's it. This Is The End ... [P]: Alright man, you doing anything tomorrow? [S]: Nah [P]: Alright. I'll hit you up [S]: Alright. Later man [P]: Later