All rise, we're now in session And all this time before we we re left guessing Of who you were and where you'd come from and where we'd go And how the hell were we gonna make it through our own matinee picture show But we made it through the opening lines And we made it through the first scene We drew up our own little ending and blew off all the conflict in between So you can all write your own reviews You can all give it your amount of stars You can all sit through other new romances But when you get to where the true ones are They're kinda like ours We took the stand and told our little undercover plan And all that we had known We both confessed and were heavenly blessed with a love story all our own It's a romance, a comedy, a horror show with love scenes An after school special sometimes But it looks like though our saga is sold, went straight out to video And all the previews are your and mine So you can all write your own reviews You can all give it your amount of stars You can all sit through other new romances But when you get to where the true ones are They're kinda like ours