P Dog - Kelvins lyrics

Brace yourself, b**hes, I'm about to get mean Cause I'm going on the lines of “No Vaseline” Today on The Roaster, I'm gonna make a statement And call out the sh**ters whose sh** is damn blatant There was a couple young b**hes who couldn't stand my splash So they made a show about how my fire was trash You can hear me: It won't matter if you plug your ears Cause today I'ma make you face your worst fears You two claimed to have done the starting quarterback But I don't see any jizz on your tits or your back Walkin' through the halls, rubbin' Eos on your lips If you were my waitress, you wouldn't get any tips So when I spin the discs, and blast the speakers They start spraying sparks like bullets from a pig's heaters As I'm rollin' with my boyz down a concrete path An old b**h blocks me; Damn! She needs a bath! But I'm a Blood, I know how to deal with b**hes Cause I roast my haters like Dorothy melts witches This lady is so old, she's as yellow as batter So I spit some fire, AND CLEAN HER ASHES RIGHT AFTER!!!!!! N-A-S-T-Y? She like it Now grab that dick....deepthroat...BUT DON'T BITE IT!!!! That's only for those who like to get naughty And to those who prefer the tipsy over the shawty