Certain things require a sense of timing I seem to lack When I dance around you it feels like Two left feet ... falling I just can't keep a straight face when I lie to you anymore Look me in the eyes now, speak the truth I'm a Hypocrite I'm the first to admit I'm a Hypocrite Just like you and all our friends I'm not ashamed of it It's something you just have to expect Everyone Everywhere Who are we to argue with ourselves Impossible, this illusion never ends Everybody knows exactly what the hell is going on The past doesn't matter and now I speak my mind People arrive at their own conclusions no matter what I say, I say I'm a Hypocrite I'm the first to admit I'm a Hypocrite Just like you and all our friends I'm not ashamed of it It's something you just have to expect Everyone Everywhere Who are we to argue with ourselves Its so peaceful When we're asleep at night In the dark I can be Brutal Honesty unrestrained for no one else to hear ... I'm a Hypocrite I'm the first to admit I'm a Hypocrite Just like you and all our friends I'm not ashamed of it It's something you just have to expect Everyone Everywhere Who are we to argue with ourselves