Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed Double barrel under the pillow under my head You don't wake a man when he's trying to be dead Cause of the Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed I bought a cactus from a miser named Fred I choose to live on water and bread Cause of the Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed Well I'm cold and lonely but I'll come around Black clouds hanging over shady ground Full moon risin' up above my head Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed I never listen to a word you said Never mess with man when he's trying to be dead Well I'm old and I'm homely but would you come around? Ears to deaf to hear a sound Aaron looked to Moses for his daily bread Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed Three strips of beacon on my toasted head Two over easy on a roll and I'm fed Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed