I'm a Failed Christian I don't go to church I smoke and I drink And I lie and I curse It never got to me Your sermon and all You talked and you talked About nothing at all I'm a Failed Christian Failed Christian, yeah I've got two recollections Taking the collections And tears when the choir sang in harmony It scared me half to d**h I swore as I left With a inside pocket full of change and memories I'm a Failed Christian Failed Christian I'm a Failed Christian I've got my own church I pray with my soul To this great universe All over the world The bloods on their hands Religious instruction I can't understand I'm a Failed Christian, Failed Christian, yeah I'm going to meet my maker A firm believer Of spirit in music There's a prayer in a song I'm a Failed Christian And if I'm go under And you're coming with me That much I can't tell I'm a Failed Christian Failed Christian, yeah Failed Christian Failed, failed, failed... I'm a Failed Christian I don't go to church I smoke and I drink And I lie and I curse