Osmosis - The Wizard lyrics

[Verse 1: Osmosis] I was born to rhyme Borderline menace to society There's more to my appearance Than my penchant for proprieties I'm sorta like A Prozac to a person with anxiety Or like a shower head My flow has got so much variety Stay mum on all my meanings And just leave ‘em under wraps I'm just rappin' for the paper Present you with all my tracks My train of thought's About to turn into a plane And fly into the sky Where i'll look down upon the game And my brain is ambidextrous So the right side writes the message Which leaves the left to provide the vision I merge em to make these records And Usain I'm breakin' records? I'm sayin' my past is checkered So just go ahead and king me My throne's in the Beresford I suggest that you should watch it Rolex, Timex or Swatch it Cuz I'm rollin' all the time All these “fly” rappers I swatted I'm unnatural disaster Fur real like JJ Astor Tell these wack a** rappers See my gateman... backwards And they say that I'm the master I'm the guy the Mayans meant When they was talkin' bout the rapture f**ed the world and got a ba*tard And I'm oh so very clever Like my man Magical Trevor I go hard in my endeavors Forever, whenever Never have I ever Given less than 100% effort And you know I do it for you I put two and two together I go coocoo on a track Like Sonny for the puffs Oh you think you can't be beat? Well say hello to Macduff And then I slow it down Change the flow, no problem A zero question test Rhymin' raw, no condom And all of this started Back when i was fifteen Afraid that I'd get washed away With this crazy pipe dream But I jumped right in It's a-me, Osmosis Rappers say they're ill I'm the recommended dosage So don't get fussy Or it might get messy You can stick a form in ‘em It's time to cook, Jesse Heisenberg, rhymin words I'm a nerd, time to splurge It's absurd, kick the curb Sickest dude from out the burbs Blow your brain I'm David Blaine Let us all kick back, romaine Caesar's palace s** my phallus Brighter than the Borealis Call me Andre triple k 3k, three thousand Hey ya, Outkast style I'm arousin' I'm a Big Boi which means I gotta have it my way Hail to the king Net worth as much as BK Magician on a beat But I swear it's not a trick I really am this good I'll knock you out, hit stick And I'll do what it takes To be the top of the charts This belongs in the Louvre Cuz what I make here is art And just in case you forgot Know I think outside the box Which makes me two MD's Yeah, I'm a paradox This is what I'm about I been too dope throughout So I'll see you next time King Oz, man, I'm out