Osiris - Pledges Please lyrics

Glued to the loo off that McGurgle soup Cause' he had to shoot the woop when his stomach said gloop gloop Push his tush on the couch with fresh rolled cush Star spangled look with a shirt that says Buck Fush Flip the Chanel for sport favorite pa**-time on Bats and balls galore for the opera freedom sing song Winfrey swag if you can guess what Tommy Cruise was on That's mission impossible you text before the ad is gone Dude doth dubiously does it out of habit Flips to news set lavish avid see how his future lookin' Hick dic doc madder hatter rabbit whats cookin' Yo not much wise fox just the clock microwave hot fresh Putin pops Pissing in who's pot today? silly rabbit Mayday your crew might get fix if you cross nails pre-easter rapture Pray to the pastor free speech guess I'm blessed unless Your shroom tip dips Hershey melt that's what Phelps felt There's an ashtray for those f*gs out it bluntly Off the tele not healthy, workout Youp**n and old mags Toe tags dew rag rag tags group of hicks Dynasty lively merry men hood hunting deers for kicks Scooby Doo can you find the blues clues Why us yuppies love our guns over kiddies in the cla**room That's just the NRA way what the hey? You will cage in 60 seconds we will just amend in other ways Anyway, enough thinking for today Let's viva la vida Frida with mamacitas so Don't raise a uni-brow as if you ain't impressed Life's a test so gamble all your nickles for the one percent Coke up the retinas like a Hollywood scene I guess I'm only living the Canadian.. dream haha