[HOMELESS MAN] Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Somewhere else! Not here [ANGEL] You okay honey? [COLLINS] I'm afraid so [ANGEL] They get any money? [COLLINS] No. Had none to get - But they purloined my coat - Well you missed a sleeve! - Thanks [ANGEL] Hell, it's Christmas Eve I'm Angel [COLLINS] Angel...? Indeed And angel of the first degree Friends call me Collins - Tom Collins Nice tree [ANGEL] Let's get a Band-Aid for your knee I'll change - there's a "Life Support" Meeting at nine-thirty Yes, this body provides a comfortable home For the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome [COLLINS] As does mine [ANGEL] We'll get along fine Get you a coat, have a bite Make a night - I'm flush [COLLINS] My friends are waiting-- [ANGEL] You're cute when you blush The more the merry - Ho ho ho And I do not take no