[FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE] Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing On TV - At Saks [SQUEEGEE MAN] Honest living, honest living Honest living, honest living [ALL FIVE HOMELESS] [SQUEEGEE MAN] Can't you spare a dime or two? Here but for the grace of God go you Honest living! Honest living! Honest living! Honest living! Honest living! Honest living! Honest living! Honest living! [ALL FIVE HOMELESS] You'll be merry I'll be merry Tho' "merry" ain't in my vocabulary No sleigh bells No Santa Claus No yule log No tinsel No holly No hearth No [HOMELESS SOLOIST] Rudolph the red nosed reindeer [ALL HOMELESS] Rudolph the red nosed reindeer No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no And it's beginning to snow [VENDORS] Hats, bats, shoes, booze Mountain bikes, potpourri Leather bags, girlie mags Forty fives, AZT [VENDOR #1] No one's buying Feel like crying [ALL] No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no! And it's beginning to snow [VENDOR #2] How about a fur- In perfect shape Owned by an MBA from uptown I got a tweed Broken in by a greedy Broker who went broke And then broke down [COLLINS] You don't have to do this [ANGEL] Hush your mouth, it's Christmas [COLLINS] I do not deserve you, Angel [COLLINS] [ANGEL] Give, give Wait! All you do Is give What's on the floor? Give me Some way to show Let's see some more No, no, no [Collins] How you've touched me so [Angel] Kiss me, it's beginning to snow [Mark] She said, 'Would you light my candle?' And she put on a pout And she wanted you To take her out tonight? [Roger] Right [Mark] She got you out! [Roger] She was more than okay But I pushed her way It was bad, I got mad And I had to get her out of my sight [Mark] Wait, wait, wait! You said she was sweet [Roger] Let's go eat, I'll just get fat It's the one vice left When you're dead meat There! That's her [Mark] Maureen? [Roger] Mimi! [Mark] Wo! [Roger] I should go [Both] Hey - it's beginning to snow [Cops] I'm dreaming of a white Christmas [Mimi and junkies] Follow the man - follow the man With his pockets full of the jam Follow the man - follow the man Help me out, daddy If you can Got any D man? [The man] I'm cool [Mimi & junkies] Got any C man? [The man] I'm cool [Mimi & junkies] Got any X Any smack Any horse Any jugie boogie boy Any blow? [Roger] Hey [Mimi] Hey [Roger] I just want to say I'm sorry for the way - [Mimi] Forget it [Roger] I blew up Can I make it up to you? [Mimi] How? [Roger] Dinner party? [Mimi] That'll do [The man] Hey lover boy - cutie pie You steal my client - you die [Roger] You didn't miss me - you won't miss her You'll never lack for customers [Junkies] I'm willin' I'm illin' I gotta get my sickness off Gotta run, gotta ride Gotta gun, gotta hide - Gotta go [The man] And it's beginning to snow [Benny] Wish me luck Alison The protest is on [Coat Vendor] LL. Bean, Geoffrey Beene And Burberry zip out linings [Junkies] Got any C man? [Squeegeeman] Honest living! Got any D man? [Roger] Mark, this is Mimi [Mimi and Mark] Hi! [Roger] She'll be dining with us [Vendor] Here's a new arrival Got any B man? [The man] That is an ounce! [Vendors] Hats, dats, bats! Got any crack [Collins] That's my coat! [Coat vendor] We give discounts Got any X [Mark] I think we've met Got any C man [Angel] Let's get a better one [Collins] It's a sham! [Mimi] That's what he said Got any D man [The man] I said it's a gram! [Collins] But she's a thief! [Angel] But she brought us together [Benny] Which investor's coming? Got any B man? [Collins] I'll take the leather Got any crack [Benny] Your father, damn! Got any X [Homeless and Vendors] Christmas bells are swinging Christmas bells are ringing [Cops] I'm dreaming of a white, right Christmas [Junkies] Got any C man? Got any D man? [Vendor] Twenty five! [Angel] Fifteen! [Vendor] Twenty five! [Angel] Fifteen! [Vendor] Twenty five! [Angel] Fifteen! [Mark and Roger] Let's go To the lot [Homeless and Vendors] Christmas bells are ringing In my dreams Next year [Cops] Just like the ones I used to know [Junkies] Got any B man? Got any X Got any crack [Vendor] No way Twenty four! [Angel] Fifteen! [Vendor] Twenty four! [Angel] Fifteen! [Vendor] Twenty four! [Angel] Fifteen! [Vendor] Not today [Mark and Roger] Maureen's performing [Mimi] Who's Maureen?