Lauren: Oh, no. you don't dare. Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you! No! I think I have a crush. I can't. I think I'm falling for him. Oh, no Why not? Women have been making bad choices Since the beginning of time. Are you gonna be another one of mine? Ohhh Used to think you were from outer space Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place? You're kind of cute When you're not so shy. Oh. But I've been here before Have I come back for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys You used to be so "eh" A limp lackluster bore But now you're changing into Something I just can't ignore. Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before Is there really more to you Than what I always thought? How can you surprise me anymore? Oh. Oh. Oh. He's got a girlfriend, you knob! Don't want to be another star-crossed lover. We all know how that ends. I'm better off without him We're better off as friends. But I've been here before Have I come back for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys. Yesterday no spark No heart aching allure But today I'm feeling Something I just can't ignore. Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before Oh. Oh. Oh The history of wrong guys: Chapter one - he's a bum Two - he's not into you Three - he's a sleaze Four - loves the girl next door Five - loves the boy next door Six - don't love you no more - makes you insecure - makes you so unsure - is so immature - loves his mother more - or... ... has a girlfriend named Nicola. Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before I can see there's more to you Than what I always thought But I won't be burned anymore Oh, oh, oh Trish: Where you off to? Lauren: I've been exec-utized.